Mirror Mirror On The Wall

[Verse 1]
Look at yourself
You big ugly
Mule-faced mule
You got the nerve
To try and cry?
Man, would you get away from that door?
I'm in here now, I ain't through
Don't you blink
You look straight back at me
And you got the nerve
To have some kind of crocodile tear in your eyes?
You sure is dumb
Ain't no fool like an old fool
They say, and you better believe it

[Chorus]
Mirror mirror on the wall
You ever seen a bigger fool than me?

[Verse 2]
How come she went away?
You might as well put that thing down
Shavin' is all you gon' do
You shuckin', and I know it
"Just a minute" I done said
"I'll be right out" I told you
19 ain't all that young
Maybe if I'd gotten a new sheen
I know Goldberg with a state mint
Good as I ever been
Could still shake 'em down with anybody
Just 'cause I don't want to
Act a fool all night long
Don't mean I can't, I can
She could've said "Goodbye, Dog Zog"

[Chorus]
Mirror mirror on the wall
You ever seen a bigger fool than me?

[Verse 3]
How come she went away?
And youngsters just ain't got no respect
For their elders these days
Damn it, man
This toilet don't belong to just you!
You knock on this door one more time
Before I'm through
I'm gon' show you what knockin' can do!
Sure, it don't mean a thing
If it ain't got that swing
But anybody can be a poolie
For a month or two
She just wasn't no good
Called 'em "chippies" in my day, fast
Gon' end up on 57th and Broadway
Long as you're to the point now when you walk
Remember what you see

[Chorus]
Mirror mirror on the wall
You ever seen a bigger fool than me?