There Ain't No Fool In Ferguson
Andrew Falkous
I can't do anything today I'm falling apart
I'm sawdust in a sandpaper suit
And the terrible terrible terrible thing
Is the weekly laundry run
If you can cope in this hopeless hepatitis pissrag
Molotov cocktail monobrow shithole baby
Then you can cope anywhere at all
Holly worked the weekend and the weekend worked for holly
I must be levelling today I'm totally sold
There ain't no fool in getting old
And the terrible terrible terrible thing
Is we knew it all along
If you can cope in this hopeless hepatitis pissrag
Molotov cocktail monobrow shithole baby
Then you can cope anywhere at all
Holly worked the weekend and the weekend worked for holly