ode to my (shitty) apartment
This one's to the hallway sink
The hole in the wall
I'll never get this smell out of my hair
Shout out to our rodent roommates
Squirrels and all
I'll always hear their patter in the walls
Here's to all the late-night drinking
Darts in the house
I'll never get this taste out of my mouth
Oh, shitty apartment
You're not a home
Oh, baby, you're far from it
But I'm still sweet for you
Raise a glass to the countless keg stands
Beer in my nose
I'll never get these stains out of my clothes
This one's to all the power outages
The trips to the basement
I'll always have the bruises on my toes
Here's to all the unnamed faces
Sat on the couch
I'll never use those contacts in my phone
Oh, shitty apartment
You're not a home
Oh, baby, you're far from it
But I'm still sweet for you
The slant of the floor
The unlocked back door
No need for a key to get in
Just a six-pack and a smile
Drains that don't drain
Stubbed toes on everything
Flights of stairs could kill you
Oh, and we got a couple cockroaches, too
The floor's always crumby
No matter how many times we sweep
Can't count the number of times
Someone's thrown up in our sink
Oh shitty apartment
Far, far from a home
But always, always, close to my heart