Temper Temper

[JANE]
What's happening? I don't understand!

[VALENTINE]
I'm sure you don't, Jane. You and Michael think you have nothing to learn but you don't understand the simplest things.

[MICHAEL]
Why are you all so big?

[WILLIAM]
You'll find out.

[VALENTINE]
Children who lose their temper will lose everything else in the end.

[TOYS]
Temper, temper
Temper, temper
Temper, temper
Temper, temper
Temper, temper
Temper, temper
Temper, temper
Temper, temper
Temper, temper

[VALENTINE]
Temper, temper
Caught you at last
Your quick temper
Went a bit fast
This is a place of woe

[TOYS]
This is a place of woe

[VALENTINE]
This a place where all

[TOYS]
Wicked children go

[MICHAEL]
But this is our nursery!

[VALENTINE]
No, this is *our* nursery.

[TOYS]
Temper, temper, that was your crime
We've been watching you for some time
We knew that you'd appear (That you'd appear)
We knew your temper tantrums would lead you here

[JANE]
Stop! Leave us alone!

[WILLIAM]
Pray silence for the judge!

[MICHAEL]
What judge?

[WILLIAM]
All rise.

[MR PUNCH]
Temper, temper, silence in court
Is this not the story you thought?
You have to stand on trial

[TOYS]
Stand on trial

[MR PUNCH]
You will not see your parents
For quite some time

[VALENTINE & WILLIAM]
Children who refuse to learn

[TOYS]
Will not return
Children who refuse to learn
Will not return

[MR PUNCH]
Are you Jane and Michael Banks?

[JANE]
Yes, and we live at Seventeen Cherry Tree Lane.

[MONKEY 1]
Not anymore, you don't. You're at destiny's crossroads.

[MR PUNCH]
You stand accused of the wanton lost of a most important commodity. Namely, your temper!

[VALENTINE]
Call the first witness!

[MONKEYS]
Call the first witness!

[WILLIAM]
Call the first witness!

[DOLL]
Temper, temper, think of the cost
Of a temper, once it's been lost
You cannot get it back

[TOYS]
Cannot get it back

[DOLL]
It's no excuse to say

[TOYS]
That your mood was black

[VALENTINE]
Call the surprise witness!

[MONKEYS]
Call the surprise witness!

[WILLIAM]
Call the surprise witness!

[JACK-IN-A-BOX]
Surprise! Yes, I saw them, your Honour. They were fighting over Valentine.

[MR PUNCH]
Go on.

[JACK-IN-A-BOX]
And… And tore his arm! Again!

[TOYS]
Children who refuse to learn
Will not return

Children
Children who refuse to learn

Return
Will not return
Temper, temper
Temper, temper
Temper, temper
Temper, temper

[MR PUNCH]
What is your verdict?

[TOYS]
Guilty!

[JUDGE]
You stand there bold as brass
You face the stiffest sentence this court can ask

[TOYS]
Children who refuse to learn
Will not return
Children who refuse to learn
Will not return
Children who refuse to learn
Will not return

Temper, temper!