Philosophy Major

Got boxes of books
In my chamber
Got much
Knowledge on my mind
I’mma brainer
Doctorates
Hangin’ on the wall
On display ya
Can’t knock me
I’mma philosophy major
Top knotch schools
I’mma godly debater
Concepts too complex
For me to explain ya
Jacques Locke
Aristotle Socrates Hegel
Can’t knock me
I’mma philosophy major
I got it figured out
In my house
I got a stack of books
So pick one out
I finished ‘em
I know where everything is in ‘em now
I’m a little proud
Concepts stay in my mind
I never live ‘em out
I’mma walking brain
Talk a lot
Often praised
When I give a lecture
The professor’s
What they call my name
Universities
Hold me in the high esteem
Ivy league
Obviously
Cuz I got the time to read
Got boxes of books
In my chamber
Got much
Knowledge on my mind
I’mma brainer
Doctorates
Hangin’ on the wall
On display ya
Can’t knock me
I’mma philosophy major
Top knotch schools
I’mma godly debater
Concepts too complex
For me to explain ya
Jacques Locke
Aristotle Socrates Hegel
Can’t knock me
I’mma philosophy major
Philosophy major
Up all night grading these papers
But I got my degree
Only lower class
Got a problem with me
OHHH
And I sit at my desk
Thinking to myself
My oh my am I blessed
Oh yes
Cuz I’ve got the best intellect
You wish
You had
What I have
I bet
I’ve got
Boxes of books
In my chamber
Got much
knowledge on my mind
I’mma brainer
Doctorates
Hangin’ on the wall
On display ya
Can’t knock me
I’mma philosophy major
Top knotch schools
I’mma a godly debater
Concepts too complex
For me to explain ya
Jacques Locke
Aristotle Socrates Hegel
Can’t knock me
I’mma philosophy major
Philosophy major
Can’t knock me
I’mma philosophy major
Jacques Locke
John Locke
Jacques Rousseau
Aristotle
Socrateees
Bertrand Russell