Alphabet Insanity 2
I annihiliate the alphabet
I’m acting like an alien
Abusive with abilities, acrobatic agility
An argyle alligator with aluminum axles
Ate all of Amy Adams' Adams
Apple like an apple
Buff biceps like a British bodybuilder
I was at the bar buzzin' off brownies with
Bob the Builder i’m a big bad boss with
A bigger belly than Buddha
Bought a billion dollar boat
Made of bacon OK, boomer
Crap! Creators are cautious because
Of cancel culture i creep with the cops
I’m a Caucasian that can’t be conquered
Dark like a demon diving deep
As a dolphin does dangerous in a duel, I
Disappear like I’m Dhalsim, duh
Doing demolition devastating DJs
Dude, I dribble dynamite like D Wade on D day
Elvis eagerly electrocuted eighty Eskimos
Ellen eats eggplant every episode
Farewell Felicia
Fernando has a fetish for ferrets
And French fans of FIFA with furry fingers
Grandpa guzzled a gallon of good gasoline
Godzilla galloped to the Gala in
A gown that’s green
Hector is a homicidal Himalayan hippie
He was huffing helium with Hillary
And then it hit me: I’m a handsome hooligan
I have a hundred haters hurtin' me
I hit 'em in the head with a hammer
I’m half Hercules i’m ill, I’m Ichabod
I illustrated the Iliad
Icy like the Iditarod
My intellect is iron, I’m illustrious
I’m infinite influencers on Instagram are
Icky imbred idiots
They're jumping and jiving
Joking and jamming at the jubilee
As journalists are jeopardizing judgment
For the juju beads
A Jesuit from Jupiter jabbed Juggalo
Jane in the jugular vein
A juggernaut juggling jade Jabberwocky!
Kim K kidnapped Kanye, had kiddies
I’m karate kicking kindergarten kids
Right in the kidneys
I’m a Kazakhstani killer like Khabib
Up in my kingdom i’m the king of kilohertz
I'm kicking the kamikaze listen ladies
Lethal is a legendary lyrical
Lunatic with the lexicon
The Lucifer of language
Literally lit like Lebanon
Lucky and lucrative like a leprechaun
Mac makes marvelous melodies for the money
Making the major moves
I’m moody like Mackedonian mummies
Nah, I’m nutty like Napoleon
I’m nuclear and noxious
There’s an orange ostrich in the Oval Office
Oops peter Piper picked a pack of Palpatine
The powerful and perilous’s periwinkle poop
My quarantine quadruple time makes you quiver
I’m quirky with quotes, let’s go quicker
Rapping like a renegade
I’m ripping up the rhythm
With a razor Man, I’m rugged, rowdy
Radical and ravenous
I’m sicker than a sausage as
It's soaking in salmonella
I’m sharper than a scissor
And a sword is what I’m shaving with
I’m totally terrific and tubular
To the tip-top
Totalitarian terrorism on TikTok
Talented and talkative
Tyrannical and tumorous
I’m totally titillating and tender
With my tutelage
You and I should unify and take
A UFO around the universe
The USA is so utopian
Vocab is vivid, my victories vicious
I vacillate venom, evaporate votes again
Women on the west say, "We want waffles"
X rayed a xylophone me and triple-XTentacion
Had an exhilarating X-Mas
I am so yummy, it’s yucky like yes, kid!
Oh dammit, I forgot Z! Zebra