My Old Man's A Dustman
Spoken: Now here's a little story
To tell it is a must
About an unsung hero
That moves away the dust
Some people make a fortune
Others earn a mint
My old man dont earn much
In fact he's flippin skint
My old mans a dustman
He wears a dustmans hat
He wears cor blimey trousers and he lives in a counsil flat
He looks a propper nana in his great big