Christmas

[Intro]
Ho, ho, Merry Christmas!
Hi Santa!
What would you like for Christmas youngin'?
Um..I don't know

[Verse]
What would you like for Christmas?
Anything that you would of possibly known
Wanna sit on my lap little kids?
1 to 34 year olds, it don't matter tho'
Probably like a nice modern house
Come with a cool kitchen and a nice comfy couch
But hon, we know that we can not afford that
Well I bet we would if we still had a workin' dad
But hon, I swear, I'ma ground you I swear
But mom, I swear, I'ma shit on your sweater
What is goin on? I cannot comprehend this
If this keeps goin' on, your not getting any presents
Listen, St. Nicholas
Finnaly lost my lisp, now I'm gripping on this shit
I would give you charcoal but I'll give you a bag of shit
(*Fart Noise*) There we go, oh!

[Outro]
Hold on, hold on!
Cut the music, cut the music!
What is this?
Wha-what the fu-