I Just Killed My Boyfriend (Interlude)
Literal Colby
[Skit: Literal Colby, cashiconic]
911, what is your emergency?
I just killed my boyfriend
Okay, and what's your location?
If I tell you that I'll get fuckin' stalked
And how did you kill him? Is he still breathing?
No, he's not breathing, I slit his throat
Okay, police are on their way
Aha-haha, Aha-haha