Subway
[Chorus: Alen]
Parker works at subway, I wonder if he has advantages
I’ve heard from my friends that they shit in all their sandwiches
Dominic told me to make this song so I’ll do it
I can’t think of anything that rhymes so I’ll scream tits
[Verse 1: Alen]
I ATE A BUNCH OF SUBWAY AND I HAVE TO TAKE A SHIT
I love Riverside National Cemetery, bitch
I look up at the sky and what do I see?
Two big men with two big feet!
I can’t hear the fucking beat, I’m making this in math
I’m rapping on this beat like I’m a fucking sociopath
Dominic got minecraft updates, craft that diamond pick, bitch
This long and twisty curly fry is as big as my dick
My fucking parents hate me, they wanna kill my guts
When I’m workin’ at subway, I gotta bust a fat nut
A nut in my sandwich, I nut in all the sandwiches!
All the sandbitches taste my motherfucking nut sandwiches!
My dick is hard, you better not look down
When I bust a fat nut that shit is lookin brown!
I arrived an hour late and nobody gives a single shit
When I see these hot customers I gotta grope their tits
[Chorus: Alen]
Parker works at subway, I wonder if he has advantages
I’ve heard from my friends that they shit in all their sandwiches
Dominic told me to make this song so I’ll do it
I can’t think of anything that rhymes so I’ll scream tits
[Verse 2: Alen]
I’m getting minimum wage, I can’t fucking survive
Soon enough I’ll have to steal the food so I don’t die
I’m roasting this beef like an Italian BMT
I see this mustard like yeah bitch I gotta pee
It’s 5 PM, now I’m lookin at the clock
Gotta walk up to my house like waddup I got a big cock
Watch as the light gets darker and darker
Get on discord and I talk to Penis Parker
Been a long day and I just wanna do weed
Got a pet Nigward, chicken I have to feed
I got ham and cheese, motherfucka’ on my knees
Fuck a nigga bitch ‘till she beggin’ me please
Spread my figurative mayo on all these bitches
When I cut off my pubes, I got all these snitches
Snitching on my big cock, they can’t see
When I cum in their eye and they beg down to me