Sneakily Stole Your Spouses

[Verse]
Lil Culture's the only person to be number one while using a No. 2 pencil
Lil Culture just pulled up to each one of his fans houses and paid their rent in full
And he sneakily stole their spouses
They just watched Lil Culture run around the whole world, and then he gleefully rolled up a mountain
No one's seen Lil Culture for a ton of years, when anyone asks how many its been, they say "Gee I don't know, probably 33,000
But what no one noticed Lil Culture really did is rolled down the other side of the mountain to get back to the sewers
Now all those dude's in that area are just a bunch of confused sirs (Confused sirs)
Lil Culture just invented a revolutionary electric scooter
Lil Culture straight up put the "hoot" in Hooters
Lil Culture put the "tube" in being a YouTuber
Lil Culture just invented two new words
And the two words are zoob and zoobitter
Shawty looked pretty familiar, Lil Culture just knew that he knew her
Lil Culture made plans with shawty, then blew her off cause she didn't wanna blow him, so He turned her into a blue bird
Now shawty's looking like a true zoob zoobitter
Ooh ooh, ya heard
Lil Culture's got the truest words
Lil Culture just invented verbs
But now he doesn't know what to do with verbs