Interviewed By Karen (Skit)

[Light of Destiny & Karen]
Alright, alright, we got five minutes, let’s do this conference. Who we startin with? Alright, you ma’am? You!
Yes. I think I speak for the entire hip-hop community when I say that we were incredibly disappointed regarding your last release, Dead Last. How and why can we expect this project to be any different?
Uh, Good question. The thing about Dead Last is. It was a rushed project, while with my next project, Ascension, I definitely put a lot morе time and effort into it. With Ascension, I pourеd my
Heart and soul out onto every single track. And I think that’ll show with the quality of music
So you were putting out garbage music on purpose? How do you think that looks Mr. Destiny? How do you think it looks lacking any semblance of originality Mr. Destiny? How do you think Eminem feels about that? I mean you did steal his whole style maybe you should recognize that
No, no! I was just enjoying myself! I-I think you’re missing the point here I wasn’t-
No I don’t think I am. Frankly, I think you’re a misogynistic homophobic asshole. You don’t you remember the ‘War’ diss you made? The blatant disrespect to innocent lesbians. And there wasn’t any tact! Or taste!
Oh come on now I was a kid and I apologized! You can’t-
You haven’t apologized for your fatphobia
Ma’am this is ridiculous! I’m allowed to have my preference! This conference is about my music, not my personal life, what the heck, man?
You said what you said Mr Destiny. Frankly, I don’t think you’re sorry. You claim to be such buddies with Mr. Daniel Howe who has been openly misogynistic and homophobic several times in his own music. How can the Eminem influence and the Prymal association be overlooked Mr Destiny? I think you owe your fans an apology. As well as the LGBTQ
Community
Uh... You’re really pushing it right now…
And we haven’t even talked about your love life yet. That much is evident with tracks like “Better Off Alone” and… I think it's called “Can’t Find Anyone”... Maybe your luck in love is a result
Of your toxic attitudes and mentalities. No wonder you CAN’T find anyone, Wayne, you WON’T find anyone! Do I even need to bring up the embarrassing and public scene with
Your long time friend-
You know what? Screw this! And screw you! We’re done here!
Once again! Mr Destiny running from his problems, look upon your idol ladies and gentlemen, running away like the coward he is
Aight, Aight, you know what? You know what?!?!
AH! Look at your idol! He assaulted me! He assaulted me! HE ASSAULTED ME!
Bruh, all I did was knock the microphone out your hand. Jesus Christ this generation is weak