Membership Man

He's a membership man
Eating Ok Peanuts
Trophy wife
Teen slut
What a membership man

He's got a vitamin juicer
Mixing up a booster
White collar Medusa
What a membership man

I see it on the tele
The tele in your mind
I see it on the tele
A toxic mankind

He's a Moortown bruiser
Just a right wing cruiser
I'm sure he can use ya
What a membership man

I see it on the tele
The tele in your mind
Old ones on the outside
Young ones on the inside
Right?

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He's a membership man
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