Bridge and Tunnel Authority

I remember every bridge I've ever jumped off blindly
And all of my boring stories keep reminding me

Cause in all honesty,
I used to be an authority on irony and remembering,
My broken dreams and everything that used to be around

And it's not so complicated
To explain why these feelings faded

Please pass some sanity,
Saint to be mediocrity,
And keep me out of my sobriety
14 and 23, bridge and tunnel authority
Will keep me out of my sobriety

I say we just celebrate (I say we just celebrate)
All of my past mistakes
And all my too little too lates

Cause in all honesty,
I used to be an authority on irony
And remembering my broken dreams and
Everything that used to be around

And did I forget to mention
That I've lost all my best intentions

Please pass some sanity,
Saint to be mediocrity,
And keep me out of my sobriety
14 and 23, bridge and tunnel authority
Will keep me out of my sobriety

And it's not so complicated
To explain why these feelings faded

Please pass some sanity,
Saint to be mediocrity,
Please pass some sanity,
You know it means so much to me
14 and 23, bridge and tunnel authority
Will keep me out of my sobriety
My sobriety