The Year Before the Year 2000

If you fear, my dear, the end is near
Please do check your frontal hemisphere
Bitty chicky thinks the sky will fall
You should sense I've guessed, it just won't end at all

It's hard to keep from hoarding when you wake up Monday morning
In your life with no end in sight; You thought you'd die on Friday night
Everybody, please keep trying, trying to party like it's 1999
Even though we've got so much time, we need to spend it like it's 1999

If you want to close the bar tonight
Brace yourself 'cause there's no end in sight
You can't pace yourself and you can't take it slow
We have to drink it dry before this place is going to close

It's hard to keep on spending
Every night like your life is ending
When every night there's another there
Wearing you down in the moonlight's stare
Everybody, please keep trying, trying to party like it's 1999
Even though we've got so much time, we need to spend it like it's 1999