Sick Puppy
Neil Cicierega
Sick puppy, you're a threat to the peace.
Gone batty, running from the county police.
Well, I hope you get well soon.
Why, baby, did you have to do that?
Set fire to Mrs. Ellerman's cat... meow!
Well I hope you get well soon.
If I were a registered psychiatrist,
we could be together for all time.
It's a shame you're on the lam,
but I don't really give a damn
that you used a stolen taser on that unsuspecting mime.
Sick puppy, have you been taking your pills?
No worries, but you better head for the hills.
Well I hope you get well soon.
I hope you get well soon.
I hope you get well soon.
Soon.