Real Life for the Most Part

I'll fix it up in practice
Bring it to you in a package
Leave multi-faceted
Takes courage to be passive

Still, you shattered my magic
Tossed the keys to the casket
And I captured the flag
And recited the alphabet backwards!

Placed my head on your lap and
Tell me I'm attractive
A look that is classic
Or a case in a basket

Matter of fact, got shafted
It took me years to move past it
Now I'm more elastic
And I leave the crowd laughin'

Real life for the most part
Real life for the most part
Real life for the most part
Real life for the most part

While you pet me in your daydream
I am only sayin' what you make me say
Be your best friend in a heartbeat
But reality is keeping us awake

Don't blame me, I'm a bastard
Baby-Boomer plastic
You know I've never asked for this
To be born so tragic

Before you think I'm believin' a message in the comment's section
Just recall that we are all celebrated actresses
(Tequila, tequila)

Real life for the most part
Real life for the most part
Real life for the most part
Real life for the most part

Eeeeyup!