I Wish My Mother-In-Law’d Get Hit by a Car

I wish my mother-in law'd get hit by a car
I wish my mother-in law'd get hit by a car
I wish my mother-in law'd get hit by a car
So I wouldn't have to
Hear her freaking bitch

Hey, this is Larry the Cable Guy
And you just bought my Christmas album!
I hope you enjoy it
And get a lot of laughs! And remember
Regardless of
What the political correctors say
It's 'Merry Christmas'
Not 'Happy Holidays'! Merry Christmas!