Mid Life Time Crisis

[Verse 1]
I’m not young
And I’m not old
I’ve got youth
And I’ve got soul
I’ll buy a Ferrari covered in gold
I’ll get a Harley to fill that void

I’ll wear a dress
I’ll paint my nails red
I’m not so concerned with who I take to bed
I’ll dance with Marvin
I’ll dance with Frank
I’m being honest
What do you think?

[Chorus]
It’s a mid life time crisis
What did you expect?
It’s a mid life time crisis
What did you expect?

[Verse 2]
I’ve got a number inside my head
A specific amount
I’ll leave when I’m dead
I’ll give you a hint
It rhymes with “hero”
You can’t take it with you
So fuck your ego

I said I’ll quit when I’m thirty as I lit a [??]
Nothing to live for in my [??]
I’m good in a suit
I’ll drink a 12 pack
I’ll text my ex
I’m problematic
Yeah, I’m a mess

[Chorus]
It’s a mid life time crisis
What did you expect?
It’s a mid life time crisis
What did you expect?
It’s a mid life time crisis
What did you expect?
It’s a mid life time crisis
What did you expect?

[Bridge]
Figure it out, kid
Look in the mirror with your chest
You’re not fucking helpless
It’s really pathetic
They’ll try to tell you who you are
Don’t be so [??]
Don’t you wanna be happy?
‘Cus that’s all that really matters to me
You’re not fucking dead yet

[Chorus]
It’s a mid life crisis
What did you expect?
It’s a mid life crisis
What did you expect?
It’s a mid life crisis
What did you expect?
It’s a mid life crisis
What did you expect?
It’s a mid life