Peachfuzz
Girls giggling
Oh, Pete Nice? I'm smoother than him, man
I mean he wears suit's and all
You know no disrespect incomprehensible
Yeah, right, just a thought (giggling)
Heavy D, yo, the girls they love me
(girls crack up) They love me
I just know it!
Yeah, Positive K? He's dip dip divin'?
Yeah, right
Yeah, LL, yo
He might keep the girls +Jinglin'+
But yo i'm the man (girls crack up)
I'm the man, as a matter of fact
Yo, see, they laughin' at me, man
I'm the man!
Yo, that ain't right yo, well, anyway
By the hairs of my chinny chin chin
Gots many plus plenty string by string
I think I counts like twenty
If you loan me your ear
I'll return it with interest
If not, I'll simply twist your wrist
So listen up closely
With thoughts to recoup me
'Cause I hope to gross like
Ten cent per groupie
Now, only if I had two G's per strand
Ask my anchor banker, he understands
I used to wrap my hand around a cold
Gold can someone once said health is wealth
So check self i gots a perfect check-up
'cept for a hiccup, roll with no stick-up
How can I keep the goya nectars on my shelf?
Oh boya, how I searched for an employer
But before Z l huckleberry Finn
Was in Tom Sawyer
Now, use your imagination, just a smidgeon
If I was a bird, I'd be a pigeon
Succumb one to crumbs and pizza crust
When every fella can
Eat fresh fish and live fat like pelican
Then again
That's only if you're capable for
Freckles or blue eyes
I settle for Heckle'n'Jeckle
While I chuckle at my man
With the cellular phone
The only phone I own's
A funky xylophone's tone
Ain't no joy in annoyin' high-pitched ringin'
We do the tap-twist and twitch bringin'
Through soul and this cordless thingamajig
Sure as Subroc's clippers etch and
Clip to your wig
We'll do the gig so make your mind
Thumb twiddlers
The pipe, the bowl or us fiddlers
Don't riddle us
I'll even ride a bus till the coast is clear
For okay pay, I say I'm finna
Now, all this runnin' 'round's kickin'
Me right in the rear
And still I'm judged by the hairs
On my chinny chin chin
And I'm able to hit a skin (girls giggling)
Just like my man Puba Maxwell, so I'm smooth
Yeah, Kane, he get the job done
But yo, I take care of business
Peachfuzz Now
What's up with this peachfuzz nonsense?
Peachfuzz What are y'all talkin' about
This peachfuzz?
Peachfuzz Nah, I just got one thing to say
Peachfuzz Aww, man
By the hairs of my chinny chin chin
Six black hairs
String by string, I think I counts five pairs
That's a little, but still
Can I get a thumbs up?
At least for the peachfuzz that sums up
A tidbit, yeah, that's it
But who gives a sugar
Honey iced tea besides me
For if, I ever riff, yet
And still, they be stiff, they wantin' bills
So I take time just to kill
I say cute is for a bear
Teddy bear like Teddy Ruxpin
Would I be handsome if I pimped in a tux then
Smoked a cigar with some
Black shinin' shoes then
Picked up some friends in my
Benz and start cruisin'?
Huh, that's a dream that I
Ain't even livin' in
If that makes a man, surely I'll recommend
I'll stay a toy boy eatin' Butterfingers
With Knowledge of Self
And coloring books on my shelf
I wanna grow up, 'cause maybe if I did then
I wouldn't be treated like
A Toys'R'Us kid when
They counts ten upon my chin
By the hairs of my peachfuzz
Let's say each was an inch
Psych! Because I can't pull or pinch
It's a wrench
And I thought life would be a cinch
But anyway, anyhow, let's talk about someway
Somehow
That I can make my peachfuzz grow out
Really? Do I need beard that
Grows with no pause just to be respected and
Resemble Santa Claus?
Hear this clear, I'm a MAN, I tell ya
No dreams or drugs like the slugs
Will I ever sell ya
A man I am, in the body of a youth
So don't play me like
I'm Born-Universe Truth Truth
So when I knock at your hearts, let me in
And judge me not by the hairs
Of my chinny chin chin
Yeah, that's what we call
Pimpin' presence yo
Call me tonight, knowhatI'msayin?
(girls laughing) You got it
Yeah, I eat no pork
So why can't I be as smooth
As my man Dr york?
(girls crack up) I see not!
Yo i'm smoother than the
Bottom of Hammer's shoes
After three hundred spins
No love here
No hair on my chest, but my boy Ak West
I'm just smoother i'm just smoother
Yeah right
I'm definitely smoother than y'all just saw
It's about time!
I'm sayin', yo but, I don't want to hear
Peachfuzz None of this peachfuzz nonsense
Peachfuzz (Can't understand) Peachfuzz
Peachfuzz You know peachfuzz girls giggling
Peachfuzz He's a little boy
Peachfuzz giggling peachfuzz
Peachfuzz laughing peachfuzz
Peachfuzz peachfuzz peachfuzz fades