I Don't Do This Very Often

Gotta say this real quick
I don't do this very often
Gotta say this real quick
I don't do this very often
Gonna run, quit, dip, I run a good game
Getcha as a friend then getcha as a dame
Have ya switchin' lines, I'll have ya switchin' lanes
Ya never met a bitch so crazy, yet tame
I go to great lengths to keep 'em in place
Keep a good home, compliment their face
When we part, come back, touch base
One like you I can't replace
I make good time and I make a good case
To open them legs, explore great lakes
So sublime, you can try to save face
But memories of me you can't erase
I'll get you like a rat stuck in your race
I'll get you like a chimp stuck out in space
I'll bring you home, let you feel embraced
Let's hit the brakes, yo
I gotta say this real quick
I don't do this very often (No)
I gotta say this real quick
I don't do this very often
I don't do this very often
Caution to the wind
Don't care what it's costin'
Lost and chagrin
What's up with all the frostin'?
Pause and a spin
This rhyme is exhaustin'
Take it on the chin
Boy, I'm like west berlin
Surrounded by commies
Nazi's in the bin, I thought they were zombies
The movement is fin, they must've kamikazed
Fish in a barrel, that joke was salami, balmy
Girl I love it when you call me
I'm up late, my melatonin's faulty
Sun up, the light straight appalls me
I thought the world was dark, I'm so salty
Sampled hits like my name was Halsey
This new guy's gettin' so ballsy
Might have to give him cerebral palsy
Coal ain't enough for that naughty mother fucker
I'm the one there ain't none other
In the womb I fuckin' ate my own brother
Consumed with hatred, our world's vile
And they ask me why our kids don't smile
Let me check the scripts that are on file
These Civ's are sharing the same tile
You take a step, tech runs miles
Soon we'll be the fuckin' exiles
Rather fuck ourselves to death than deal with the consequences
Give a fuck about the vets they died for our offenses
I'm starvin' you out to lower my expenses
And you can't do nothin', nothin', nothin'
I'm rapin' your corpses without even touchin' ya
And you're so far below me I can't even cum for ya
I'mma leech your life force till the end of all days
What else could I possibly say?
I gotta say this real quick
I don't do this very often (No)
I gotta say this real quick (Just a second, just a second)
I don't do this very often
Alright
Gotta run, gotta split, the gov took out a hit
I guess too much truth is pourin' from these lips
They pray I show proof or imma get chipped
So like your dad I turned into mist
Ain't that some shit
Death is still murder
Rewardin' sheep for bein' a good herder
Call out neighbors, hold up girders
Police yourself while they eat sheep burgers
I ain't goin' down without a fuckin' fight
Don't taze me bro, I concede, alright?
You can buy a gun to protect your rights
But now they've got drones with your ass in sight, it ain't right
Nah it's real unfair
So scream what you will, middle fingers in the air
One life to live so give it great care
But when it comes time, will you dare?