Dinner With Yoda

Let me at 'em!

I cannot teach him. The boy has no patience
Mmm. Control, control, you must learn control!

Make five or six cucumber sandwiches, remove the crusts, and arrange them attractively around the album. Place your turntable in front of your guests. If the sandwiches fly off the turntable, it is set at the wrong speed, in which case you and your guests will be eating much faster than usual

Now put the tape back in and... just play the, just play the damn tape!