Ma (He's Making Eyes at Me)
Ma, she's got her eyes on me
Ma, she's oh-so good to me
Ma, she's almost breaking my heart
But I'm beside her
Please let her conscience guide her, ma
She wants to marry me
Be my funny bee
Every moment she grows bolder
Now she's leaning on my shoulder, ma
Please rescue me
Ma, she don't look good to me
Ma, her waist is fifty-three
Ma, she's almost ruined my car
'Cause when we go out
All of my tires start to blow out
Ma, she wants to marry me
This could never be
Suppose a baby may come later
It's gonna look like an alligator, ma
Please rescue me
Ma, I found out she's got dough
Ma, she owns the B&O
Ma, she just bought eight city blocks
In New York City
You know, all at once this chick looks pretty, ma
If I should say "I do"
She will promise to
Make my future oh-so pleasant
Fort Knox will be my wedding present
Buy me the seven seas to swim in
Replace the fish with gorgeous women, ma
This chick's for me, ma
This chick's for me!