Skateboard Song

[You're all a bunch of crazy mothers]

I'm gonna buy a new skateboard
It's gonna be so good
'Cos I'm gonna go down the car park
And practice 'til I'm good

Then I'll say to ya
I love skateboarding
I love everything, it's so cool
I like it when the girls beat the lads
And make them look crap

I came home from the city
'Dodge' was assembling my board on the settee
I gave him thanks
He took this stance
He turned to me and said:

"Well I love skateboarding
I love everything, it's so cool
So don't bother to thank me
'Cos I'll do it for free"

At 15:03 I arrived at the car park
The asphalt was warm to thе touch
Not an unpleasant sensation
My new movе backfired
I fell, I landed
Shut your mouth Montrose
I'm talking about a real hurt

I hate skateboarding
I hate everything, it's so shit
And you know I've just wasted
Ninety-five fucking quid

I was on my way home
When I met my gang, The Black Widows
And they're all seven
I told them my story and they laughed and said:

"We've had worse, but still
We love skateboarding
We love everything, it's so cool
So get back on and we promise
In a week or two, you'll rule."

Well I got back on and they were right
Now I can "ollie" and I'm not so shite
I like it when I do a new move
And impress all around us
And I want to say to ya:

"I love skateboarding
I love everything and so should you
You've got to try it
Cos you'll look really, really, really cool
...or something."