18 Years

This next guest is my man bringing him back
It's a pleasure to have him here
Please give it for my brother Kanye west
Uh let me start by
Thanking you know for allowing me to come
Back because this is one of
The important days in the year to
Me next to y'know Christmas
My mother's birthday and my birthday y'know
Now here goes the story
My momma calls me and she says "Baby
I'm down in Miami and they
Playin' your song all day
Long you making a lot of money right now so
When you on the tour I
Know there's gonna be lot
Of girls out there tryna
Throw you their pussy"
(haha) I mean that's how my
Momma talks with me she says "Baby
Imma want you to put on
Three rubbers cause I don't
Want no girl out there fucking up our money

Eighteen years, eighteen years
She got one of your kids
Got you for eighteen years
I know a nigga payin' child support
For one of his kids
His baby mama car and crib is bigger than his
You will see him on TV any given Sunday
Win the Super Bowl and drive off in a Hyundai
She was supposed to buy your
Shorty Tyco with your money
She went to the doctor
Got lipo with your money
She walkin' around lookin' like
Michael with your money
Should've got that insured
Geico for your money if you ain't no punk
Holla, "We want prenup! We want prenup!"
(yeah) it's somethin' that you need to have
‘Cause when she leave yo' ass
She gon' leave with half
Eighteen years, eighteen years
She got one of your kids
Got you for eighteen years
And on the 18th birthday he
Found out it wasn't his!
Maaan! he killed that bitch, they
Gave him 25 years, 25 years
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah