Big Nine

[Intro]
Right, now you're up on your feet
You can listen to Big Nine

[Verse 1]
Polly Flinders sat by the cinders
Warming her pretty feet
A spark flew out, she gave out a shout
'Cause it, burnt her on her country seat

[Verse 2]
Tom-tom the pipers sung
Was always gay and hearty
He met three fairies, on the road
They'd been to a goblin party

[Verse 3]
The queen of hearts had a baby
They fired guns and had a feast
But when a quite girl was pregnant
They went and fired the priest

[Verse 4]
Rub a dub dub, Ted's out in his tub
Left all his troubles behind
Plays five finger tunеs on his organ
If he, don't stop soon, he'll go blind

[Verse 5]
Little Miss Muffеt has grown up
Gone are her frills and frocks
She's into Bowie and The Osmonds
And all other types of hard rock

[Verse 6]
Judge Dread he went streaking
Into a lady's den
She said, what's that you got hanging
He said, it's only my big ten