World at War

[Intro]
Yeah, wassup, Xbox Live?
Alright, return of the greatest ever
Patfan8326, Skullkruncher13 representin' baby
Yeah, that's right, they say I can't play Halo?
Well, I showed them, didn't I?
Well, now I'll show 'em all up in C.O.D

[Verse 1]
I'm feeling quite alone sittin' here at home
When my own Halo rap comes on my ringtone
It's my friend, Patfan, and he's feeling the same
So he offers a request, and I accept the game
Then I press a round button and the green ring flashes
I'm playing COD 5 and it's time to kick asses
I take a swig of root beer, and a bite of cheese pizza
You know what time it is? I think it's time for me to beat ya

[Chorus]
There's nothing better than the thrills I get from C.O.D
'Cause when I find you, I send chills right through your memory
The camera angle doesn't last after I shoot you dead
But if it did, I'd T-bag you right on the top yo head
And every moment that you wait, I'll be here on the ready
And then you'll book it and run right into my Bouncing Betty
I'm staying steady, and keep it coming, what's in store?
This ain't COD 4, this is World at War, punk

[Verse 2]
Me and Patfan, online on time
And we're ready to win, while I'm laying out land mines
I get pissed off when I hear you talkin' smack
But the way I paint your guts on the wall is an aphrodisiac
I'll sack you from the back while you're sniping my homies
'Cause I ain't down with that
Then I'll take the glory from your glory march
There gon' be so much blood, you couldn't wash it out with starch
And then you take grenades to blow away my plan
You try to finish me off while I'm in last stand
But I'll blow your brains out, and I'll be revived soon
"What if no one revives you?" Then you'll all face doom

[Chorus]
There's nothing better than the thrills I get from C.O.D
'Cause when I find you, I send chills right through your memory
The camera angle doesn't last after I shoot you dead
But if it did, I'd T-bag you right on the top yo head
And every moment that you wait, I'll be here on the ready
And then you'll book it and run right into my Bouncing Betty
I'm staying steady, and keep it coming, what's in store?
This ain't COD 4, this is World at War, punk

[Verse 3]
Recon planes, air raids, and dogs
You'd think you're in Hell while you face me in COD
Because I'm a back-breaker, neck-snapper, body-slammer
And if I was a weapon, I would be the Gravity Hammer
You know that Halo got me where I am today
But now I look at the game and see how lame it is in every way
I'm just kidding
But if you're hatin' on me, then keep your fat-ass sitting
I don't need you in my life, so get out of this place
Or else I'll gas you and your buddies, and shank your face
See, I'm an ace, and I never miss takin' a swing
With my knife in hand, it's the last thing you'll ever see
And unlike in Halo, when somebody deceases
I make sure I leave their body blown completely to pieces
And if there's one thing I love about C.O.D
Like Halo 3, nobody can stop me

[Chorus]
There's nothing better than the thrills I get from C.O.D
'Cause when I find you, I send chills right through your memory
The camera angle doesn't last after I shoot you dead
But if it did, I'd T-bag you right on the top yo head
And every moment that you wait, I'll be here on the ready
And then you'll book it and run right into my Bouncing Betty
I'm staying steady, and keep it coming, what's in store?
This ain't COD 4, this is World at War, punk

[Verse 4]
The Thompson, and the Carbine, and the Browning Automatic
The way I handle a PPSh is straight up erratic
The Arisaka is deficient, Type 100's alright
And when I get Springfield scoped
I'll keep you running all night, alright?
It's never alright if I got a Bazooka
And with the MP40, I'll smoke you like you was a hookah
And I'll nuke ya when I get the chance, because you're the worst
I'll give you a Molotov Cocktail if you're feeling the thirst
And you'll feel submersed when you get hit with the smoke
And while you're coughing and wheezing
I'll make your whole team a joke
And just to get you stoked, I'm a flame-throwing machine
And if I don't make you suffer, then you're living a dream
Don't act obscene or get all up in my scene, punk
'Cause I'll grab my Trench Gun and I'll give you some mean junk
Now my name will be known and you'll hear from your moms
Not to mess with Skullkruncher, 'cause I'm known to drop bombs

[Chorus]
There's nothing better than the thrills I get from C.O.D
'Cause when I find you, I send chills right through your memory
The camera angle doesn't last after I shoot you dead
But if it did, I'd T-bag you right on the top yo head
And every moment that you wait, I'll be here on the ready
And then you'll book it and run right into my Bouncing Betty
I'm staying steady, and keep it coming, what's in store?
This ain't COD 4, this is World at War, punk

[Outro]
There's nothing better than the thrills I get from C.O.D
'Cause when I find you, I send chills right through your memory
The camera angle doesn't last after I shoot you dead
But if it did, I'd T-bag you right on the top yo head
And every moment that you wait, I'll be here on the ready
And then you'll book it and run right into my Bouncing Betty
I'm staying steady, and keep it coming, what's in store?
This ain't COD 4, this is World at War, punk