Slenderman vs Freddy

"Ladies and gentlemen, in one corner
We got the legendary MC
Slen-Daddy, and in the other
Corner, the nightshift delinquent
DJ Freddy Faz let's keep this battle-"
"Shut up and give me the mic"
Fazbear's back in the house
But that ain't a surprise
Let's get the party started
Someone turn down the lights!

It's the grand opening
Bring on over your friends
Hopefully, you got Fazbear tokens to spend

I thought you just closed
Now you're open again?
I wonder how long until you're broken again!

Ahem! Excuse me, but were you invited?

Do what you do best, Fred, and bite it!

Ooh, that's clever

And you can do better?

I'd offer you pizza
But aren't you trying to stay slender?

SHUT UP!

Sorry man, did that offend ya?
If you babysit, I wouldn't recommend ya
I'll wipe my ass with all eight of your pages

You work all day and you don't make any wages
That must suck, being stuck in a restaurant
Have you ever gotten past the exit? I bet not
Fazbear's Pizza, now hiring?
I wouldn't apply if my career was dying!

Scream, shriek, and shout
Don't hold back, let it out
When you do, make it loud
Now it's finally going down
Slender Man, Freddy Faz
You have both met your match
Take a hike, watch your back
We will settle who is better with a rap
(Battle)

Don't mess with me I've been around longer

At least I'm not a creepy little kid stalker

Sounds personal
Did I strike a nerve with you?
Did you get kidnapped when
Your parents deserted you?
How sad, when they left I bet it hurt

Didn't I see you on 'To Catch A Predator'?

Go get yourself a BJ from Foxy

At least I got friends
You have to make yourself proxies
If you had a face, it would be a sad one
I'd bite off your frontal lobe if you had one
I'm running the show!

But you're running the show poorly
Can I offer you some WD40?
I'm sick of all your
Dumb-ass friends bragging
'Look at me, I jumped on the FNAF bandwagon!'

By the end of the night
We'll have you crying for hours
That suit is lame
You should try one of ours!

Scream, shriek and shout
Don't hold back, let it out
When you do, make it loud
Now it's finally going down
Slender Man, Freddy Faz
You have both met your match
Take a hike, watch your back
We will settle who is better with a rap
(battle)

This might cross the line, but I'm not sorry
I went to Chuck-E-Cheese for
My birthday party

I bet all you did was play in the ball pit

Why yes I did, and I fucking loved it!

Ooh, you're breaking up, how anti-climactic
I can barely hear you through
All of that static

Maybe you should get an update
You could use it
Your rhymes are predictable
Like your movements
And when it comes to jump-scares
Take a lesson!

Says the egghead with the blank expression!
You're looking pretty pale
That's an understatement
Must be from all the years
In your mother's basement!

Leave my mother out of it
Say one more word, you'll die!
Or maybe I'll just call up the purple guy
You'll never have my charm

You'll never match my power

Let's see who can make
The people scream louder!

Scream, shriek and shout
Don't hold back, let it out
When you do, make it loud
Now it's finally going down
Slender Man, Freddy Faz
You have both met your match
Take a hike, watch your back
We will settle who is better with a rap
(Battle)