I’m a Yahoo
Ha ha!
Ears up, honey - money don't grow on trees
So if you wanna walk
Away with a fistful of dollars
You oughta listen to me
You see, I'm a little good
Along with plenty bad
But ugly is something I simply never had
A buckin' bronco never stops kickin'
So while the clock's tickin' here's
The thing about the wicked
If you lay 'em to rest
They ain't gonna sleep good
So put me on ice
Even though you know I won't keep put
I'll get back in the saddle and
Leave this whole galaxy shook
I'm all of Buzz Aldrin
Crossed with Clint Eastwood
Around the Outer Worlds
I've found no boundaries
Just stores of resources and
Thousands of bounties
Break any law that I want
That's the only flaw that I've got
This bandit's raisin' the bar
Now step right up for your shot
This cantina's full of dreamers
And lately I've been spacin'
Cuz playin' by the rules? Well
That ain't my vocation
If light has set the speed limit
Why not try to break it?
Hell, I did it in my sleep
While in cryostasis
But I grew tired of lyin'
In wait in hibernation
Now that I'm wide awake
This system is mine to take and
Become the reason all these leader's
Heads are kind of achin'
I'm the problem to their solution
- no solvin' my equation
Cuz I'm the unseen variable in this prison
Just to breathe is deemed charitable
I know the board has priorities
But I'm bored of authority
I guess playin' rebel is becomin' sort
Of a sport to me i'm a galactic gunslinger
Such a dangerous dude i'm a lone ranger
And this ain't a planet for two
So plant your lips on my ass
Now you're the man in my moon
If you're a space cowboy
It's you I'm panderin' to
You gotta get up off your wazoo
Singin' yeehaw, yippee ki yay
Holla back if you're a yahoo
Save a highroad, take the highway
Life's wild on the final frontier
No denyin', I'm the fliest one here
Cuz bucko, I'm a yahoo
Yappin' yeehaw, yippee ki yay
Welcome to the interstellar rodeo
I used to be a nobody
Soon you'll get to know me though
Especially the whole board
Cuz I'm gonna clean this slate
Theodore Roosevelt would've been rollin'
In his grave
With this sordid corporate takeover
I'll sort it if you're onboard with 'em
Consider your mission aborted
Cuz we brought our space force
And we're not sharin' orbit
If you wasn't scared yet
Prepare for terror-formin'
We gettin' rowdy on the Halcyon Colony
Tearin' down monopolies without an apology
Got a bounty on my head, but
Now I'm proud of it, honestly
All my fellow cowboys
Mount your saddles and follow me
And ride thy steed at times three lightspeed
Wanna see my license? Like I need ID
Step into the Emerald Vale and
Set my wild side free
Think you got a quickdraw? Skin your pistol
Try me
What a shame, you ain't a daisy at all
Better to end up in a coffin
Than locked in Tartarus walls
Although it may be cold in space
I ain't takin' the fall
If you blame my Shrink Ray for
The state of your balls
It's been a long journey
Guess it could've gone worse
You got a lot to learn from me
They woke me up first
You be careful who you trust
- sometimes trust hurts
I only trust my gun, and it just works
You gotta get up off your wazoo
Singin' yeehaw, yippee ki yay
Holla back if you're a yahoo
Save a highroad, take the highway
Life's wild on the final frontier
No denyin', I'm the fliest one here
Cuz bucko, I'm a yahoo
Yappin' yeehaw, yippee ki yay