Greifer Rap
All ye who dare wander
Humble thyselves in the path of
My turbulence! Eminent doom approaches!
Take up arms, protect your wives
Lock away all your food supplies
Whatever you hide I am gonna find
I severed the head of Herobrine
Nobody's safe from me
The pent-up psycho Minecraft freak
Total destruction I shall wreak
Upon every living thing that I can see
Taking your diamonds as soon as I find them
Now all of your treasure is mine
Slaughtering all of your chickens
And cows and your
Cat and your dog and your swine
I'm stealing your crops, so call up the cops
There's nobody who's on your side
So how can a hopeless loner who's
On his own hope to survive!
You used to love this game
In fact you were obsessed
Now look upon the burning
Landscape wrought with death
But this is just the start
I haven't finished yet
I'll see my work is done
When there is nothing left
Too bad that there's nothing
That you can do to stop me
And if you are lucky
You will respawn far away
You pray one day for relief
There's no such thing as good grief
I don't know who could be worse
Goddamn, I'm one good Griefer
Here I come, don't stick around
"Quick, lay low, don't make a sound!"
Stay inside and underground
Not a single place that I won't tear down
Don't give out your coordinates
I'll spawn a Ghast, be sure of it
Then watch and laugh, now you're pissed
How could anyone ever get bored of this?
You all know me, I am freaking OP
So you treat me like I am a god
Every season is open for griefin'
So give me a reason to stop
Turning your home into sticks and stones as
I raise it to the ground
Under the grass I light up your
Ass with the dynamite I found
I'm the kinda guy you can never hurt
Built my evil palace deep
Beneath the Nether Earth
"Get off of our server, we were on it first!"
But you won't be the last of that, I am sure
Too bad that there's nothing
That you can do to stop me
And if you are lucky
You will respawn far away
You pray one day for relief
There's no such thing as good grief
I don't know who could be worse
Goddamn, I'm one good Griefer