Elon Musk vs the World

Attention people please be seated
In a moment the cleanup will begin
Buckle up, cause we're gonna launch
Here he comes, he'll be here, sing along

Give it up for Elon Musk
Sci-Fi's about to get real on us
Who needs god? In Elon we've got trust
Pays himself minimum wage
He don't need the bucks
Start your car with the bar, keys are bust
Want something larger? You should
See our trucks but if you're bored
There's more than four wheels on Musk
Hop on his rocket if you
Wanna feel the Elon thrust!
Blood sweat and tears, call that Elon's musk
Let's carve a marble sculpture
Of Elon's bust
More of a model entrepreneur than Steve Jobs
Plus upstart in rocket science far beyond us
Forget the energy crisis he can recharge us
Make it sustainable, one day we all must
He's on a star trek, Scotty beam on up
But what's the deal with Neil
Armstrong? He lost touch
"Command for light-space? What
A terrible thing!
Space Exploration is America's thing!"
But he's advancing humanity for when
Our planet is long gone
Sorry, your argument has weak legs Armstrong
Musk is the future, you know it's true
You'll never bring him down
He's so over the moon
Real talk, what Planet is Neil on?
No clue, but you can thank Elon

On the wings of the falcon
We'll be traveling through the storm
With the fire of a dragon
Light the path from Earth To Mars

His head's in the clouds, I'm talking ozone
You're in his house now
Wipe off your toes bro
Carbon footprints are a no no
The oil companies are gassed out
They're running so low
Go tell the politicians in your pockets
We ought to save fossil fuel for the rockets
Mitt Romney thought that Tesla was a looser
Who lost the election, you salty baby boomer?
And guess who paid back the federal loan
Almost ten years ahead of schedule
Tesla's skeptics
Doesn't take me much to get from 0-100
"It took him four
Rockets before succeeding"
And he was bullied as a kid
He can take a beating
Now the bullies live at home
In their parent's garage
That's what I call failure to launch
Elon's Boring, but nobody's snoring
The hyperloop's the type of vacuum
That'll have you soaring
And here's a warning
If you ain't scared of AI
What happens when they make their
Own rules to play by
This ain't about the game of paychecks
Forget PayPal take aim at SpaceX
Elon, do you take requests?
Could a lightsaber be what you make next?

On the wings of the falcon
We'll be traveling through the storm
With the fire of a dragon
Light the path from Earth To Mars
The final frontier is for those with no fear
The future's not far for the future is here
His nose to the his mind is so strong
Through victory or failure
We believe in Elon

Major Tom, to ground control
I've got the top rolled down
Stepping out the door
Who needs a PHD, forget about degrees
I got a hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy
Blue Origin's the second best crew
Far from the competition, Jeff who?
Elon's rear view mirror's where he left you
Worst case, get working jet blue
"Well, he could have helped
Kids starving in Africa
Instead he rocketed a car with an astronaut"
Yes hunger's become a problem on earth
You wonder why Musk wants to get
Us off of this dirt
Because Mars is far from the end of the line
And now that the stars and the planets align
It's about time we started
Expanding out horizons
Call him Tony Stark, his conviction is Iron

On the wings of the falcon
We'll be traveling through the storm
With the fire of a dragon
Light the path from Earth To Mars
The final frontier is for those with no fear
The future's not far for the future is here
He'll be the one to pick up NASA's slack
And get the space race going back on track

I'm just playing NASA, you know I love you