Black Ops II Rap

[Intro]
Uh, yeah
Call of Duty: Black Ops!

[Verse 1]
I'm sick of cold wars (Why?)
They got me so bored (Oh)
You keep this up, I'll bring the battle to your front door
You tryin' to run, you're all out of breath
You check out a corner to rest, you're already dead
The best weapon that you can get is the one in your head
So let's test that on the field and see who's the best
You can talk all you want, but that won't keep you alive
'Cause in the game we call war, you gotta swallow your pride
Whether who kills who is just a roll of the dice
"Yes, Reznov is back" 'Cause the dude never dies (Nope)
You're running like a tree hugger who hates to fight
But it's too late to escape, claymores ignite (Pew)
Don't even try to hide 'cause you'll still be in plain sight
My target finder's on, so say goodnight
Then I'll be takin' your souls with my predator drones
Call 'em hunter killers and I'll have 'em chasing ya home
"Lay low!" Bolt action rifle straight to the dome
And it's the future so we got some robots takin' control
Treyarch, the sniping's tight, you got that right
And if I'm feeling old school, I'll use the iron sight
Horseback riding fights, Call of Duty knights
I'm a stealth demon, leavin' you with sleepless nights (Chorus!)

[Chorus]
C.O.D., you and me have a history
But my mom and dad are hatin' what you did to me
Black Ops II, can they ever top you?
Goodbye everybody, now the future's where I'm off to
Call of Duty is truly the best game
Ask people in my clan, they'll say the same thing, 'cause
Modern Warfare, you are in the past
Here in 2025, I'm still kicking ass

[Verse 2]
You've got a Guardian? I've got a toothpick
Let's have a faceoff, I'd be surprised if you win
I've got a killstreak and it's getting long and steady
You try to break my flow, I'll have you Bouncin' Betty
Rockin' active camo, Rambo couldn't get me
Layin' C4 down, watch where you step, please
Modern Horsefare? Damn, what a wonderful game
I'm cliff jumpin' in a wingsuit like I was Bruce Wayne (Batman)
Forth Eorungas! I'm leadin' my pack
Attacking the enemy cats wherever they're at
And if you're wondering, I've got attachments up the ass
'Cause even playin' Campaign, I can make my own class (Bridge!)

[Bridge]
Call of Duty is like the sweetest game
I'll stay up all night, gamers have no shame
Grab a Coke because Pepsi's lame
Skullkruncher signed on, haters know my name

[Chorus]
C.O.D., you and me have a history
But my mom and dad are hatin' what you did to me
Black Ops II, can they ever top you?
Goodbye everybody, now the future's where I'm off to
Call of Duty is truly the best game
Ask people in my clan, they'll say the same thing, 'cause
Modern Warfare, you are in the past
Here in 2025, I'm still kicking ass

[Post-Chorus]
And now, a brief message
From the president of the United States of America

[Verse 3]
Folks, don't turn a Blind Eye to the Cold-Blooded Ghosts
And if you ride the Hardline, you'll be rakin' the dough
Toughness doesn't make you a Juggernaut, but you'll be close
Lightweights, find a Flak Jacket, you'll need it the most
When I heard of this game, I was insanely stoked
Modern Warfare 3, you've been overthrown
I've only got one question for my friends at Treyarch
Why does the Warthog sound like a fart?
Yeah, it does
But that don't matter at all because you're all gonna snap
Under the pressure I put on you, the future is black
They won't even know what happened, it's classified
You picked a fight with the wrong kind of mastermind

[Chorus]
C.O.D., you and me have a history
But my mom and dad are hatin' what you did to me
Black Ops II, can they ever top you?
Goodbye everybody, now the future's where I'm off to
Call of Duty is truly the best game
Ask people in my clan, they'll say the same thing, 'cause
Modern Warfare, you are in the past
Here in 2025, I'm still kicking ass