Banjo-Kazookie
Banjo and Kazookie, Bear and Bird
The strangest pair which you've ever heard
A formidable Duo, nonetheless
Who must put their wit's to the test
When the witch Gruntilda
Captures little Tooty
In the hopes of absorbing
Her youth and beauty this is their story
They climbed Mumbo's Mountain
Just like it was nothing
Beakbusted every single ugly grublin
Picked up some notes
Now they're making music met up with Bottles
And they learned some new tricks
Helped out Chimpy, the hungry monkey
Stole Conga's oranges and now he's grumpy
Head to Munbo's Hat for some Shaman tricks
WHOA this had better not be permanent!
Catch some rays and hit the waves
In Treasure Trove Cove, there's plenty
They'll plunder pirate ships
Till every single treasure chest is empty!
They found a magical sand castle
And turned the Captain's
Sadness into laughter
Collected Jigsaws and saved every Jinjo
From the sharp teeth of Snacker
Then they took a dive down
Where the water's murky
And the broken air vents
Aren't quite working that's where they found
A poor chump named Clanker
A mechanical whale
With an unbreakable anchor
They broke him free but they almost drowned
Luckily there were a couple more
Jiggies they found
And then Clanker thanked them
For the help they gave
But even after they left
They both stank for days
Pull up your socks and throw your boots on
Next trip that we take
Is to Bubblegloop Swamp where piranhas bite
And the mosquitos sting
And you can make a living house
Out of anything learned a couple new tunes
From the TipTup choir
And ate more Yumblies than Mr vile
That was easy as pie but the game's not done
99 problems, but a frog ain't one
Take a sleigh ride into Freezzeezy Peak
Don't jump into the water
Or you'll freeze easily
Put up the lights and Turn
The Christmas tree on kill some evil snowmen
With Kazookie's beak bomb
It's the only place where
It's Christmas all year
Grab some presents and spread the cheer
Climb up high and try not to fall
Then head to Mumbo Jumbo's
And you'll turn into
A walrusreally? a walrus?
In Gobi's Valley, magic carpets float
Congested Sphinxes need to blow their nose
Beware the temples and the ancient tombs
Of King Sandybutt where you
Will face your doom
Walk with caution upon the sand
Because you might get caught
By a mummified hand
Mad Monster Mansion is full of scares
This is no place for a bird and a bear
It's a spooky house
Full of ghouls and ghosts
Gravestones come to life
If you get too close
Pay a visit to Mubmbo and become a pumpkin
And if you're brave enough
Go toilet spelunking
Play some notes on the haunted organ
But don't disturb Napper while he's snoring
Climb aboard the old Rusty Bucket
Where the water's polluted
And the waste is toxic if you take a swim
You won't be able to breathe
Oh don't forget to fight the giant TNT
Snacker's back, better watch your back
Don't approach the shipmates
Or they'll attack
Watch your step in the engine room
Because a lot of things on this ship go boom
There's ice to skate pretty flowers in bloom
Where the rain come down
And the leaves fall too
In the Click Clock Woods
Time really flies by become a bumble bee
And the limit's the sky
Hungry squirrels will drive you nuts
Feed this eagle some worms
Friendly beavers will give you stuff
Everything's great in this
Wonderful nature world
You two dimwit's are no match for me
Taste my magical wrath
At least we are not fat and ugly
Kiss my feathery ass!
All their travels have come to this
The Bear and Bird must fight the witch
Or Tooty will suffer a hideous fate
Summon the magical Jinjos they saved