Surely You Must Be Joking

[Verse 1]
I've used a bunch of dating websites but none of them ever seem quite right
I always end up with a bunch of duds, something seems wrong, uh huh
I just don't know what's going on, this online dating phenomenon
It's really starting to get to me, it's making me feel annoyed, you see

This crap is really hard to take, I can't deal with these mistakes
This online dating always makes, these websites always seem half-baked
I haven't met a single girl online that wasn't completely asinine
I don't understand what's going on, so that is why I sing this song

[Verse 2]
I'm not sure why it always seems like a nightmare or a bad dream
Whenever I go on a date with someone who I think could be my real soulmate
But online dating lies to me, it seems to happen frequently
I feel like I'm going insane, I just can't deal with this today

[Chorus]
This is my open letter to dating websites
Online dating never seems to go quite right
It never goes the way that it really should
I don't understand what's happening, but it's not good

This is my open letter to dating websites
Online dating never seems to go quite right
I don't know what the website creators are smoking
But I have to say to them, "Surely you must be joking!"

[Bridge]
Yeah
Surely you must be joking
Yeah
Surely you must be joking

Yeah
Surely you must be joking
I don't know what the website creators are smoking
But I have to say to them, "Surely you must be joking!"

[Verse 3]
I've gone on many dates in the past few weeks
But every one of them has been quite unhinged
These girls that I go out with tend to be strange
They always do something that seems rather deranged

[Chorus]
This is my open letter to online dating websites
Online dating never seems to go quite right
It never goes the way that it really should
I don't understand what's happening, but it's not good

This is my open letter to dating websites
Online dating never seems to go quite right
I don't know what the website creators are smoking
But I have to say to them, "Surely you must be joking!"