Contrarian

[Verse 1]
I say yes and she says no
I say high and she says low
I say you and she says me
That's the way it seems to be

I say stop and she says go
I say friend and she says foe
I say hug and she says kiss
I don't know why she does this

She always says the opposite of whatever I say
It's getting really annoying so I want her to go away

I say start and she says stop
I say hit and she says flop
I say them and she says we
That's the way it seems to be

[Chorus]
She's a contrarian, she likes to contradict people
It seems like she's just doing it to annoy me
She is a contrarian, and she always seems to say
The exact opposite of whatever I say

I say one thing and she says the opposite thing
I can't take it anymore, so this is why I sing
She's a contrarian, and I'm breaking up with her
She's nothing but an online dating disaster

[Verse 2]
I say thank you and she says please
When I cough, she likes to sneeze
I say you and she says me
That's the way it seems to be

I say day and she says night
I say black and she says white
I say fast and she says slow
That's the way it seems to go

She always says the opposite of whatever I say
It's getting really annoying so I don't want her to say
She always says the opposite of whatever I'm talking about
It's getting really obnoxious, without a doubt

[Chorus]
She's a contrarian, she likes to contradict me
It seems like she's just doing it to be annoying
She's a contrarian, she likes to say
The exact opposite of everything I say

I say one thing and she says the exact opposite
I can't take it anymore
She's a contrarian, so I'm breaking up with her
It seems like yet another online dating disaster

[Outro]
Trying to tell you
Trying to tell you, I'm
T-trying to tell you, I'm
It's nothing but an online dating disaster
She's nothing but a contrarian