Certified Badman

Peak time jme with the rhymes
Serious, it's showtime jme with the rhymes

You chat a whole leap of
Crap about ozs and that
Blud, don't be a cac, go on
Show me the crack you need to go back to
Chatting 'bout phones being jacked
'Cause I'm blowing up your tracks
And I don't even rap
You can't beat me at nothing nowadays
Even you will say you've been blazed
When I put you in place
Put on my slewing face, do up my shoelace
Even with my legs tied
I'll beat you in the human race
I'm on the streets and I'm
Fully on this grime ting
Yeah, you know me, Jme, the grime king
I'm in your top three MCs
So if you've got beats then drop me them
Please
I don't chat shit when I spit, you feel it?
You can't match this when you spit, I mean it
I ain't gonna lie
The reason I did this remix
Is so I could talk slow like this

All day in the studio gets you off the roads
You know make tunes, pay me dough
Play them on the radio
Go to university and still got
Time to shot an O, 'cause
I'm a certified badman
Critics getting critical
Put me on a pedestal
I don't care, keep my cool
Lyrics always radical
You know me, Jme, big MC from back in school
'cause i'm a certified badman

I tried to draw this honey
That was on my road
She said I looked funny cause my bum was low
I said "So? Dummy? I ain't
Tryna be your hubby, no"
I told a hoe just like money
I will come and go if I was closer
I would've got a backhand slap
She tried to ring her man but
Her phone book's jam packed
Don't get your man involved
I'll get your man jacked
Him, his car, his house will get ransacked
Hands on her hip
She said her man's from the bit's
Like I'm prang of this prick
Who drives a banged-up whip
I'm getting angry and pissed
I'll punch your man in the lip
I'm gonna go and get my sis so
She can bang off this chick
Now you're shook and you can't
Even look straight at me
Tell your man look, straight up, it was Jme
If he wants to look for me, I will tell him
I was after the nookie like Eros and Jamesy P

All day in the studio gets you off the roads
You know make tunes, pay me dough
Play them on the radio
Go to university and still got
Time to shot an O, 'cause
I'm a certified badman
Critics getting critical
Put me on a pedestal
I don't care, keep my cool
Lyrics always radical
You know me, Jme, big MC from back in school
'cause i'm a certified badman

Jme, yeah? It's how we're doing it, certified
Hold tight Klashnekoff, yeah? K-Lash
Hold tight Sway, SAS
Serious, hold tight Skepta
Blud, hold tight Wiley, Roll Deep, Meridian
Bossman, Big H, Pablo, Dan, Meridian
President T certified, yeah?
2000 and dutty hold tight Skinnyman, yeah?
Serious certified badman