Obviously

Obviously you slept with that girl from your reunion
I just don't see why you'd deny it
You guys obviously slept together
I don't care
I mean I think she's a skank
But whatever
I don't care
I just don't see why you're denying it
When it's obvious you two slept together

By the way introduced you introduced her!
You were both all acting like you share some deep dark secret
Meanwhile she's gross but whatever
It's not like I care
Dude I'm not jealous
I'm just grossed out
And I'm just wondering why you'd deny it
When it's obvious

Obviously you slept with that girl from your reunion!

I like that you fell asleep on the sofa at my mom's house
Like, sorry we were so boring
It's not like your family's so interesting
Sit up and have a normal conversation
Instead of passing out with boredom at my mom's house
Kind of rude

Obviously you slept with that girl from your reunion!

Why do you have to drive like an asshole?
You have to drive like right up on the person in front of you's ass
They slam on their brakes, we're dead
You always have to be such a jerk
You get in this pissed off mood when you drive
Makes it totally unpleasant for me!

Obviously you slept with that girl from your reunion
Can you lower that?
Can you turn that down?
Can you make it have just a little less bass?
Just turn it off!