Ellens Bicoastal

Ellen is restless
Ellen needs space
Ellen gets antsy
She hates to stay in one place
She's indecisive
She can't commit
New York's too cold
L.A.'s full of shit

When New York feels like a constant fight
She books herself on a Jet Blue flight
She bought a condo
When the prices were low
Now she goes out there
Whenever it snows

She likes both places
She likes both things
She likes Shelter Island
She lives Palm Springs

When New York starts to become a drag
She packs her Mac in her Tumi bag
Ellen's bicoastal

She keeps her cosmetics
In a toiletry bag
She takes melatonin
To prevent jet lag

When she needs a wax
Or when she wants sex
She takes a Lincoln Town Car
Out to LAX
Ellen's bicoastal