I Am NOT a Lesbian!

[Intro: Ms. Juicy]
I am not gay, I am not gay
I am not gay, I am not gay
I am not gay, I am not gay
I am not gay, I am not gay

[Verse 1: Janice Dudley]
I’m sick of people spreading rumors about my life
Yes, I’ve dated women, but I don’t have a wife
Stop the allegations, no more interpretations
Just 'cause I eat pussy doesn’t mean that I’m a d***

[Chorus: Janice Dudley]
I am not a lesbian, I am not LGBT
I don’t support the gays so don’t put that word on me
I am not a lesbian, I am not LGBT
And if you think that's lame then you can unfollow me

[Verse 2: Vick Reputation]
(It's Vick)
I am not a lesbian, so stop saying that
I might have ate a few cunts, but that was just a snack
You can't call me Shane Dawson 'cause I don't like fucking cats
And if you spread it one more time I'll whack you with a bat
Lesbians made a video called two girls, one cup (cup)
I tried to watch the full thing but it made me throw up (blegh)
I may not be a man, but I'm always craving dick (cock)
'Cause pussy smells like fish and it makes me fucking sick

[Chorus: Janice Dudley]
I am not a lesbian, I am not LGBT
I don’t support the gays so don’t put that word on me
I am not a lesbian, I am not LGBT
And if you think that's lame then you can unfollow me
I am not a lesbian, I am not LGBT
I don’t support the gays so don’t put that word on me
I am not a lesbian, I am not LGBT
And if you think that's lame then you can unfollow me

[Verse 3: Hunny]
I'm not a fucking lesbian, I love sucking dick
This fat pussy and big boobs ain't for no chicks, bitch
I love my men, especially hung
Two twin towers, and I'm the bomb
Diana tries, and Janice begs
I know I'm sexy, but sorry, no head
I can't give in to you lesbians
I'm a holy woman, devout Christian
No bitch, not Dior
Yes slut, I'm a whore
I love that cock, but not no cunt
I'm straight, not a lesbian

[Chorus: Janice Dudley and Hunny]
I am not a lesbian, I am not LGBT
I don’t support the gays so don’t put that word on me
I am not a lesbian, I am not LGBT
And if you think that's lame then you can unfollow me
I am not a lesbian, I am not LGBT (no no)
I don’t support the gays so don’t put that word on me (fag)
I am not a lesbian, I am not LGBT (gross)
And if you think that's lame then you can unfollow me (right now)

[Outro: Ms. Juicy]
I am not gay, I am not gay
I am not gay, I am not gay
I am not gay, I am not gay
I am not gay, I am not gay