Yo Momma So Black

Yo momma so black
If anybody try to play the dozens like that
They need to be smacked
Even if its last joke in the laugh factory hit
The world actually send that shit back

Yo momma so black
If anybody try to insult her like that, they lose
No matter how funny guess what you big dummy
Thoughts are things, your subconscious gets abused

Yo momma so black
Like the soil of the most fertile crescent
Reflecting the essence

Yo momma so black
She attract attention, soon as she grace the room with her presence

Yo momma so black
Its a blessing on a blessing
A reward or a penalty
The stress'll be stressing

Yo momma so black
My suggestion: is do not test unless you want that lesson

Yo momma so black
She might smack the shit out of you for putting yourself in harms way
Just so you associate the action with pain
And know better than to try that dumb shit again

Yo momma so black
She get a double whammy as a woman in a white man's world

Yo momma so black
It should make you think twice before you disrespect your girl

Yo momma so black
It don’t crack and your man so glad to have a woman like that

Yo momma so black
That song you love that say bitches ain’t shit:
It’s kinda wack

Yo momma so black
While brothers passing self hate
White guys saying “hey girl”
Might as well swoop in
Since so many black men
Fantasise about a blonde being their girl
Some’ll fetishise, some objectify
Some’ll find true love
Some’ll really try

But you momma so black
She just want you to see the value
In a round the way girls eye

Yo momma so black
So blue, so brown, so red, so yellow
That hue, so dark, so light, so middle, so fair
So deep, so fine, so what?
Who care cos’...

Yo momma so black
Is black, is black, is black, is black, is beautiful
Objection speak now or hold your peace but it’s pitiful
And so critical

Yo momma so black
She pivotal
Backbone to a resident nation
American, British, French, Greek, Filipino, Dominican, Haitian
Brazilian, Korean, Mexican, Egyptian, Canadian
Pick one random
Black man, black woman mother and father of civilisation
Goddam what a tandem

Yo momma so black
No matter what your father is, somebody thinks you’re a nigga

Yo momma so black
They attack how full her lips are, but they want theirs bigger

Yo momma so black
With the coconut, the olive oil on I can see a gutter rainbow
Every colour in the spectrum glistening
You think it’s an insult? You’re not listening

Yo momma so black
No matter what your father do for you, she want more for you
He could try to debate, curve or swerve it
Whether he got it or not, you deserve it

Yo momma so black it’s unnerving
To the powers that be: too resilient
Despite all the pressure on the coal
She make sure your diamond still shine too Brilliant

Yo momma so black
When she heard about Trayvon Martin she called to check on you

Yo momma so black
Before she put you into this world
She might have tried to warn you

Yo momma so black
She might be proud of it or she might not
She might be a victim or buck the system
But she still raised you to shoot your shot

Yo momma so black
Brown, yellow, Latina, Indian, Asian
Its the reason your momma so fine
She remind me of mine
So I call y’all brothers and sisters