The Fun Razor

[Intro]
One, two
Yeah, yeah
Check, check
Check it out

[Verse 1]
This is it
"What? Who? When? Why? Where? How?"
I don’t see Luchini falling from the sky right now
Guess we better get up off it
Skip a try right now
Just do it, strap on some checks and swoosh through it
You wanna be next well then step if that shoe fit
Ain't no time or place to waste is you stupid?
You either get brand new or get used to it
Protect your neck or connect a noose to it
I’m telling you ain't no use asking
Might as well face it no need for masking
The play’s the thing
All the worlds a stage, so why bother actin' as if it can’t happen
Cause ain't shit changed since that first refrain
Everybody’s still rappin'
But can’t nobody flow
And even if they Nicer than you, be like "so?"
The scarier the merrier man, so lets go!

[Hook x2]
Break out the fun razor
Cut through all the bullshit
Pull it out of your pocket
Put it in the air

[Verse 2]
I’m Indie indeed like Indiana Jones in
The Andes mixing India Aire with Bob Marley
All’s irie
Feeling good, feeling great
Opposite of irate dude, gnarly
Pic beats to ride like Harley
Fat like the late Chris Farley
Grows with hip hop like
Hops goes with wheat and barley
Sicker than beer before liquor or should I say Bacardi
To be specific, I’m too proud to beg, but
Too broke for bed
I bend but don’t break
I do break for stops but don’t stop for long
I long for more props quietly head strong
Honestly not so much for ego and gas
But gas does make the car go
My precious cargo need me to set sail and blaze trails but
Quicker than some escargot, so yeah

[Hook]

[Pre-verse]
“Cmon Baby Dance, dance dance.”

[Verse 3]
Break out the fun razor
Cut through the bullshit
But to be frank I might need a laser
Could use a hammer to hammer them down
Instead we use grammar and pass that around
Because we aspire just to catch fire
So we perspire, through our attire
Until we retire no time to be tired
To say straits are dire don’t make you no liar
Perhaps a pariah but what you gon do?
You gots to be you like I gots to be real
I roll out the tire to kick and swing through
So lets make a deal
If you feel like I feel...

[Hook]