Wow, I Can Get Sexual Too

[Verse 1]
If I die and go to hell real soon
It would appear to me as this room
And for eternity I'll lay in bed
In my boxers half stoned
With a pillow over my head

I be chatting on the interweb
Maggots feed upon the living dead
I had no interest in the things she said
On the phone
Every day
I’ll burn the nilly in the end

[Chorus]
I called her on the phone and she touched herself
She touched herself
She touched herself
I called her on the phone and she touched herself
I laughed myself to sleep

[Verse 2]
At this rate
I'll be heading for the electric chair
I'm only human with my cross to bear
When she described her underwear
I forgot all the rules
My rabbi taught me in the old school

You’re too young to be this empty girl
And I'll prepare you for this sick dark world
I know you will be my downfall
But I call, I call, I call

[Chorus]
I called her on the phone and she touched herself
She touched herself
She touched herself
I called her on the phone and she touched herself
I laughed myself to sleep

[Bridge]
I don't know what I want (And she touched herself and she touched herself)
(Ooh ay-ay, O-ooh ay-ay)
I don't know what I want (And she touched herself and she touched herself)

I called her on the phone and she touched herself
She touched herself
She touched herself
I called her on the phone and she touched herself
I laughed myself to sleep
I called her on the phone and she touched herself
I laughed myself to sleep

[Chorus]
I called her on the phone and she touched herself (And she touched herself and she touched herself)
She touched herself (And she touched herself and she touched herself)
She touched herself (And she touched herself and she touched herself)
I called her on the phone and she touched herself (And she touched herself and she touched herself)
She touched herself she touched herself (And she touched herself and she touched herself)

I called her on the phone (And she touched herself and she touched herself)
I called her on the phone (And she touched herself and she touched herself)
I called her on the phone and she touched herself (And she touched herself and she touched herself)
I laughed myself to sleep (I laughed myself to sleep)