Saving All My Sperms

She was checkin the isle
For quite a while
I was checkin her out
And mabey thinkin about
Tryin to get my tofu in her cart
Hey baby whats' up with those digits for a start

Hold on
That's one smart shopper
Horny chick
She's a real bones hopper
No thanks
Keep your hands to yer self
Their not blanks
You shouldn't eat sticky milk

I'm saving all my sperms
Fer someone
I'm saving all my sperms
Who isn't tryin to take half of my stuff
I'm saving all my sperms
Fer someone
I'm saving all my sperms
Who really likes tha taste of sticky stuff

Saving all my sperms
Saving all my sperms
Oooo my spermiez

I know she waited in this line just because it was my line
Because like seven other lines were takin half tha time
I started checkin her size and thinkin that I
Could volunteer to let her items cut in front of mine
Hold on that's one smart shopper
Psycho chick
She's a real sperm swapper
No thanks
Keep yer hands to yourself
Hands off baby cakes

I'm savin this for someone else
I'm saving all my sperms
Fer someone
I'm saving all my sperms
Who won't get attached and kinda likes it rough
I'm saving all my sperms
Fer someone
I'm saving all my sperms
Who brings a friend and kinda likes it rough

All my spermies
My cute little spermies
I'll never let her eat u
She was lookin this way
Kind of hungerally
And when she smiled at me
She flashed her big white fangs
She was lookin at tha front page
At some dude probably half her age
I can tell she craves it
But all i want to say is

I'm saving all my sperms
Fer someone
I'm saving all my sperms
Fer someone
You can't slurp my spermies
No you can't slurp my spermies
I'm saving all my sperms
Fer someone
I'm saving all my sperms
Fer someone

You probly have herpies
So you can't slurp my spermies
I'm saving all my sperms
Fer someone
I'm saving all my sperms
Fer someone
No you can't slurp tha spermies
No you can't slurp tha spermies

I'm saving all my sperms
Fer someone
I'm saving all my sperms
Fer someone
I'm saving all my sperms
All my spermies my tasty spermies
I will not let u get slurpied