RICHIE!

[Intro]
Bitch ass nigga, put yo' femboy ass 'n back up off the streets, nigga
Dumbass nigga, I want you gone or I'll kill you, nigga
You bitch ass nigga, I'm just kidding
Nigga, I'm kidding, we love you nigga

[Verse]
I'm a mothafuckin' kaiju, bitch, I'll slice you
Bitch, I got a pipe inside my whip so I don't have to fight with fists
I-I-I ignite yo' face with bullets, they inside yo' lips
It's Richie sellin' Vicodin and it bite you like a viper, bitch
I- I-I might pipe yo' bitch and leave you cryin' like a bitch
These rappers know that I be lit, they wallowin', I pipe her shit
Really-really snipin' bitches when I'm off the mic 'n shit
I told her stay inside the crib and I told her "Suck it bitch"
Hide yo' bitch, walk up out the door, hide the stick and go
Off the triple H's up yo' ho, tweakin' on the low
Bitch, I'm movin' slow, I'ma keep this shit a buck 'n blow
Brokie been the mothafuckin' goat since they been makin' dough
Really though, I'm above these rappers in my shit, you know
How is there a demon when yo' ass ain't with the demons
And your reachin' bro, choppa eat yo' house like it's nematode
Bitch, I keep a mothafuckin' blade like I was e.m.o
Richie
KarmaMo-o-ob

[Outro: Reporter and Richie]
Breaking news
It appears a 3 foot 2 Gremlin has been rampaging through the streets of Shim City
It has been brought to our attention that they possess a nuclear ray gun with a beam and an extendo clip (HAHAHAHA)
Police have made attempts to stop or euthanize this demon (HAHAHAHA)
But it has ended up in them crying/cumming
As this war wages on
Citizens are recommended to stay in their homes
As to not become a victim of this short-stature woman (Short?)
Oh, I am getting reports that we have a reporter on the scenes
Now we go to Jason Jones
God, what a fuckin' dumb name
Just wait until they find out about my ultimate weapon!
The KAIJU-INATOR!
HAHAHEHEHA
Alright, I'm gonna hit the road
Fuck this TV bullshit