Most Likely to Succeed

When the garbage disposal spit up Edmund's mother's larynx
He laughed and called it poetic justice
And I can relate to finding humor in these times of great duress

But I ain't going nowhere
Till I get to inspect the local intestines
But were there any earthquakes?
Did you feel the ground shake, did it shake?
Notice how the San Andreas fault barely buckles?
It's because of me, you're welcomе