Cowboys and Immigrants

I've got a gun, it's fucking big and black
When I load it you bet your ass it's lethal
My gun is long and hard protecting your ass from brown people
I need a big thick one that shoots bullets fucking fast
To empty out a school or church
You'll be glad I'm there, you'll be glad there was a cowboy
You'll be glad there was a cowboy
I need it to protect my family, my grill, my truck, my duck dynasty DVDs, my chewing tobacco, my Nascar shit
I need it for "hunting"