Must Be Smurfing

He can dive fountains
It's like he’s unkillable, he’s ungankable
What’s his ELO?
The plays that he makes are too smart

Now I’m convinced he must be smurfing
Carrying without a death
Why can’t you see he must be smurfing
So it’s not my fault that he’s fed

Got less CS than our own thresh
Denies me last hits with his harass
Theres just no way that this guy is silver 3
He just, he just flash insec’d me

He can dive fountains
It's like he’s unkillable, he’s ungankable
What’s his ELO?
The plays that he makes are too smart

Now I’m convinced he must be smurfing
Carrying without a death
Why can’t you see he must be smurfing
So it’s not my fault that he’s fed

He shoves, and shoves, with confidence and
He’s got more vision than spiderman
Yeah, he never misses Q's, well at least on me
And his ward jumps are too clean

He can dive fountains
It's like he’s unkillable, he’s ungankable
What’s his ELO?
The plays that he makes are too smart

I bet his main
Is at least ranked diamond 5
I’m sure that I’m right
But my team says otherwise
I’m not to blame
'Cause I think I’m playing fine
If I lose a game
Then they must be smurfing, right!?