Rare Milenko Phone Skit
*phone ring*
"Hello?"
[Violent J] Is Mandy there?
"It's two o' clock in the morning"
[Violent J] Did I ask you that?
"Wh-Who is this?"
[Violent J] J
"What- what are you doing calling here this late?"
[Violent J] Look, fucker! I'm packin' wood the size of Texas! So put your daughter on the phone and take your bitch ass back to sleep!
"What did you say to me?"
[Violent J] Mother fucker!
"Where's your father at? Put your father on the phone!
[Violent J] A'ight. Hold up. Dad!
[Shaggy 2 Dope] Hello?
"Hello, I'm, I'm sleeping here in bed with my wife, when, whe-"
[Shaggy 2 Dope] Wait, wait, wait a minute. You can't be in bed with your wife! I'm in bed with your wife! Ha ha ha!
"You son of a bitch! I'm calling the police. I know who you are:
[Shaggy 2 Dope] You do?
"Yes I do!"
[Shaggy 2 Dope] Well, alright! Tell 'em I said FUCK OFF!