Murder Gone Wrong

[Intro]
The joke’s on you, Jack! (Ha ha ha ha!)
(Ha ha ha ha ha ha) (Murder gone wrong)
The joke’s on you, Jack! (Ha ha ha ha!)
(Ha ha ha ha ha ha) (Murder gone wrong)
The joke’s on you, Jack! (Ha ha ha ha!)
(Ha ha ha ha ha ha) (Murder gone wrong)
The joke’s on you, Jack! (Ha ha ha ha!)
(Ha ha ha ha ha ha) (Murder gone wrong)
He got killed (Ha-ha) Tryin’ to do a killin’
(Murder gone wrong) (Ha ha ha ha)
He got killed (Ha-ha) Tryin’ to do a killin’
(Murder gone wrong) (Ha ha ha ha)
He got killed (Ha-ha) Tryin’ to do a killin’
(Murder gone wrong) (Ha ha ha ha)
He got killed (Ha-ha) Tr-tr-tryin’ to do a killin’
(Ha ha ha ha)

[Verse 1: Violent J]
It’s probably two or three in the mornin’, rain pourin’
I’m lookin’ through the windows tryin’ to make a scorin’
I move to the next house, wipe off the glass
I can barely make it out, but I see a chick’s ass
Move my way around the back door and then try the side
Finally find a window that can easily be pried
A cat stares at me as a slide into a laundry room
I hope the thunder doesn’t wake ‘em. It’ll all be over soon
I creep through the house. It appears she lives alone
I can’t believe how lucky I am. Let’s get it on
Slowly opened up her door and stare at her for an hour
Weilding a knife, soaking in the power
And now I’m standing right above her. Her senses must’ve woke her
Suddenly she screamed. I tried to choke her
She dug her thumbs in my eye sockets. It hurt badly
Then she took my own knife and stabbed me

[Chorus]
The joke’s on you, Jack! (Ha ha ha ha!)
(Ha ha ha ha ha ha) (Murder gone wrong)
The joke’s on you, Jack! (Ha ha ha ha!)
(Ha ha ha ha ha ha) (Murder gone wrong)
The joke’s on you, Jack! (Ha ha ha ha!)
(Ha ha ha ha ha ha) (Murder gone wrong)
The joke’s on you, Jack! (Ha ha ha ha!)
(Ha ha ha ha ha ha) (Murder gone wrong)
He got killed (Ha-ha) Tryin’ to do a killin’
(Murder gone wrong) (Ha ha ha ha)
He got killed (Ha-ha) Tryin’ to do a killin’
(Murder gone wrong) (Ha ha ha ha)
He got killed (Ha-ha) Tryin’ to do a killin’
(Murder gone wrong) (Ha ha ha ha)
He got killed (Ha-ha) Tr-tr-tryin’ to do a killin’
(Ha ha ha ha)

[Verse 2: Violent J]
Fuck. I’m tired of walkin’
And that’s the reason I’m out here stalkin’
Waitin’ for the right ride. Opportunity beckons
In a flash, a matter of seconds
I can have me a new whip - hopefully somethin’ sweet
In exchange for a body in the street
‘Cause fuck leavin’ a witness. I got homies in the pen
That’ll never do that again
So I’m waitin’ behind this tree for the right chance
Here come an Escalade. Time to dance
He’s chillin’ at the light. I jump out with a pistol
In front of the truck, I’m like, come on. Let’s go
Get out of the car. Suddenly I hear the doors click
He’s got a scared look on his face, but then he floors it
And rolls right over me. I’m like mangled meat
My head is stuck to my feet

[Chorus]
The joke’s on you, Jack! (Ha ha ha ha!)
(Ha ha ha ha ha ha) (Murder gone wrong)
The joke’s on you, Jack! (Ha ha ha ha!)
(Ha ha ha ha ha ha) (Murder gone wrong)
The joke’s on you, Jack! (Ha ha ha ha!)
(Ha ha ha ha ha ha) (Murder gone wrong)
The joke’s on you, Jack! (Ha ha ha ha!)
(Ha ha ha ha ha ha) (Murder gone wrong)
He got killed (Ha-ha) Tryin’ to do a killin’
(Murder gone wrong) (Ha ha ha ha)
He got killed (Ha-ha) Tryin’ to do a killin’
(Murder gone wrong) (Ha ha ha ha)
He got killed (Ha-ha) Tryin’ to do a killin’
(Murder gone wrong) (Ha ha ha ha)
He got killed (Ha-ha) Tr-tr-tryin’ to do a killin’
(Ha ha ha ha)