Three-Legged Dog

I got a three-legged, three-legged, three-legged dog
I got a three-legged, three-legged, three-legged dog

Yea, I got a three-legged dog, and she don't seem to mind at all
Not at all
She runs across the yard
Yea, yea, in her mind, she's ten feet tall

I got a three-legged, three-legged, three-legged dog
I got a three-legged, three-legged, three-legged dog

Well, I got a three-legged dog, her favorite toy's a ball
She chases squirrels in the yard
When she runs, you know sometimes she falls

I got a three-legged, three-legged, three-legged dog
I got a three-legged, three-legged, three-legged dog

And she don't seem to mind at all
She don't seem to mind at all
She don't seem to mind at all
She don't seem to mind at all

Well, my dog is three-legging it
Every time I'm ham and egging it
And I know that she'll be begging it
When she wants to get a taste

You might see my dog, and you think that something's missing
But my pretty little pooch she's really living
She only got one leg on the right side
Right side
She only got one leg on the right side
Right side
Well, she got the pork chop, she got the dirty sock, she got the porch chop
Brrrr- chew it up!

When I go out walking
When I go out walking
Me and my three-legged friend
Me and my friend
Some of the people that we meet
Some of the people that we meet
They all laugh at her
They laugh at her
I say sometimes she falls down that's right
She falls down
but she always gets up
She gets back up
We can all learn a lot from my three-legged pup

I got a three-legged, three-legged, three-legged dog
I got a three-legged, three-legged, three-legged dog
And she don't seem to mind at all
And she don't seem to mind at all
And she don't seem to mind at all
And she don't seem to mind at all
Chew it up